Criminal Masterminds

Observations/Questions of the Week

1. There is no way in Hell I can eat 11 doughnuts before they go stale.
2. Apparently everyone on my floor is dieting. Or full. Wimps.
3. David Bowie is creepy.
4. If given a chance to do only reading homework for the next 3 weeks, I will put it off as long as possible.
5. Dishes do not wash themselves. Why not? They will get dirty enough to walk away, why can't they walk themselves into the bathroom and wash themselves?
6. Does my Stats Professor want to stab a pencil through his eye while teaching "mean, median, and mode" as much as I do when I have to learn it?
7. If the same professor quit ignoring the "What Not to Wear" rules about pants length, he would look much taller.
8. Two days later, his pants are the right length. I was right. He did look taller.
9. Why won't my hair curl as nicely as my Art History Prof's hair? Hers is amazing.
10. This song makes a great "walking and singing in a group" song. It's also a good one to send to your boyfriend when you're breaking up with him because he thinks all Freshman girls are naieve and desperate. Or at least that's what Jessica told me.
11. Magnetic Poetry never has the word you need to complete a sentence.
12. Music will temporarily distract you from, "Holy crap it's cold out here. No human being should be outside when it's this fricken cold. Why am I here again? I could have chosen Florida. Or California. Or Arizona. Or the North Pole. Any of those would be warmer than here right now. But OH NO! I had to go to Hamline. And I had to chose the "Quiet Floor," wich is in the Heights, which are in the middle of fricken no where!" With music it goes something like this: "Cold, cold, cold, wait! Good part! 1-2-What I want, and what I need, have now become the same thing... cold. Holy crap. What did I do to dese-offering! What I want! is what I need!"
13. ALWAYS unplug your curling iron after you use it, and then stare at it a few seconds so that you remember it's off. Otherwise, between classes when you could have been doing reading in the nice warm GLC, you will end up running back to the Heights, and up four flights of stairs to turn it off, only to find out that the damn thing has been off the whole time. Grrr.

I think that's it for this week. I get to go yarn shopping tomorrow. That'll be fun. Don't worry, I'll tell you what I buy. I'd write more, but I'm late for lunch. First, though, I better check the damn curling iron...

posted by Rianna @ 11:15 AM