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I went Bzoink and took a quiz to find my theme song. It was American Idiot by Green Day. I thought that was kind of funny, considering Kara's favorite song choice.At the same website I found that my stripper name is Bob Sahangin, with my specialty being shakin' my booty. Ha! I'm loved only by 31% and I will retire at the age 86. Wow...no wonder why my customers won't like me!!!
My sexiest feature: my feet. For sure! I always knew that one!
Ok...there's a lot more, but I'll stop boring you all. You should go there and tell me what you get.
posted by Elfie @ 4:53 PM
7 Comments:
Stripper Name: Bob Sahangin (No Way! We really are life partners!)
Specialty: Blow Jobs
Customer Satisfaction: 38%
Retirement Age: 70
Theme Song: Pon De Replay by , you guessed it, Rhianna.
Sexiest Feature: My non-existent ass.
Hahahaha. This was fun...
Stripper Name: Gizelle
Specialty: Lapdancing
Customer Satisfaction: 15%
Retirement Age: 28 (Heck yes!)
Theme Song: Let Me Hold You by Bow Wow (Never heard it.)
Sexiest Feature: Feet
We should start a sexy feet club, Sarah.
We should start a sexy feet club. Oh...and Michelle, your stripper name is way better than mine and Rianna's! No fair.
Stripper Name: Longshanks
Specialty: booty shaking
Customer Satisfaction: 100%
Retirement Age: Death
Theme Song: "Danger! High Voltage" Electric 6
Sexiest Feature: Boobs
Stripper Name: Blondie
Specialty: Anal funbeads
Customer Satisfaction: 10%
Retirement Age: 62
Theme song: 1,2 step by Ciara
Sexiest Feature: Toes, Crotch, Ears...depending on which gender I identified with.
Seriously...Anal funbeads?
Stripper Name: Fanny Starlet
Specialty: Threesomes
Customer Satisfaction: 57%
Retirement Age: 98
Theme Song: Don't Cha by Pussycat Dolls
Sexiest Feature: Waist
...Well, Don't Cha?
Good to hear from you Sarah! Miss you!
Yep, my stripper name still wins. Although... Longshanks is pretty sweet. It reminds me of Aragorn. You should dress up like him on stage, Pelk.
I do, Sara. :P
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