Pointless Babble...What else is new?
What do I really have to say? I guess not too much...but since someone has to battle Rianna and Kara for posts I might as well go for it. I know Kara and Rianna have already heard this, but to anyone else, I was talking to James on the phone the other day and this is what he said: "It's not my responsibility to live up to the plant's expectations." Now, naturally this is taken completely out of context, which is what makes it sound absolutely ridiculous. And if he tells you the plant's name is Laverne...he's wrong. I'm the plant's mother...me...I nuture it with more love than he could ever give that fern, which would be why it is growing like twice as tall now that it is in my posession.
posted by Elfie @ 7:43 PM
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I love how we've decided what's happening with Kara's quotes, ven though it's only been 24 hrs since she posted the last one. I blame Max. I knew trusting something as vital as a love fern to James was a bad idea. He has problems with the concept of washing his socks. I'm glad to hear someone is loving that fern, however.I would have had to call social plant services had it not been loved. (I'm dubbing myself the plant's godmother.)
I'm glad to hear that the love fern has no only one but now two caring mothers. And I am still sticking Nietzsche out for the month. Although, I might spice it up a bit. :D
Alright, so without the help of anyone of you I had to rely on my helpful friend named, "google" to find this blog of clouded logic. I felt that your slanted views towards "Laverne Love Fern" needed to be contaminated with the Truth. And the Truth is, The growth at which Laverne grows is not a byproduct to the amount of Love that it is given. The growth is only an indicator that Laverne’s Hormones are raging, and also an indicator that North Dakota's water is more nutritious than the stink hole water in Brainerd, MN. If you wanted to measure the Love from which Laverne has grown, that would be more of an issue with the greenness, or amount of chlorophyll.
and by the way Dr. Green Thumb faxed me over the official birth certificate.
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Laverne's Official Birth Certificate
hi James! *waves*
James, the plant's name is Love Fern. Your birth certificate is clearly a fake since the name Laverne is a girl's name and the birth certificate lists sex as boy. Either Dr. Green Thumb is not licensed since he doesn't know the difference betweena boy and a girl(and the certificate is therefore invalid) or it is forged. Nice try though. Besides, the love fern has no gender.
hmm...Dr. greenthumb's phone number is 218-821-4887... if you have any issues just give him a call...and anyways the Doctor who officialized it was "Dr. Fert Hill Iser"
Dr. Iser passed away in June
OH and hello Crystal *hugs*
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